Chunk Norris facts

Chunk Norris is the cyber brother of Chuck Norris. He is a computer programmer and hacker. He was the first to allocate a chunk of memory, before memory was created.

Below you can see a recent photo of him giving a speech at Blackhat.

Chunk Norris

There are a lot of interesting facts that you should know about him. They are embedded inside the BIOS of your PC, but since no computer program can read the memory Chunk Norris owns (yes, your computer memory belongs to Chunk Norris and he borrowed it to you), here is a list. If you have any more facts that you think I should add you can email them to me. You can vote positive if you like a fact by clicking the green button or negative by clicking the red one.

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Chunk Norris can allocate 2^64 bytes of memory at a 32-bit architecture.
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Turing has a Chunk Norris machine.
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Chunk Norris found an integer overflow at a float variable.
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When Chunk Norris calls a function, it's afraid to return.
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Chunk Norris can make an infinite recursion function to return.
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Chunk Norris can unroll an infinite loop.
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Chunk Norris doesn't do brute force attacks, he IS a brute force attack.
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Chunk Norris knows why P = NP.
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Chunk Norris doesn't call mprotect(), mprotect() calls Chunk Norris.
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When Chunk Norris needs a page, it's never swapped.
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Chunk Norris found a format string bug at write().
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Chunk Norris can execute instructions from data memory in harvard architecture machines.
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Chunk Norris' 286 processor supports the NX bit.
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Chunk Norris knows the random canary value before executing a program.
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Chunk Norris knows where libraries are mapped at an ASLR enabled OS.
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Chunk Norris does dynamic code analysis without running the program.
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Chunk Norris can ignore SIGKILL.
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Chunk Norris can write at the .rodata section.
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Chunk Norris can overwrite the GOT at statically linked executables.
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Chunk Norris can overwrite as many bytes he wants at off-by-one buffer overflows.
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Chunk Norris can calculate the square root of NaN.
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Chunk Norris has defined undefined behavior.
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The cache miss rate of Chunk Norris' processor is 0.
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Chunk Norris' southbridge is faster than YOUR northbridge.
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Chunk Norris can represent 1/1/1960 in unix time.
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Chunk Norris can break one-time pad encryption.
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Chunk Norris' shell has always pid 0.
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If you don't call madvise(), the kernel asks Chunk Norris for advise about use of memory.
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Chunk Norris can throw a floating point exception at a binary operation.
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Chunk Norris can solve the Hanoi Tower puzzle with two towers.
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Chunk Norris can make exit() return.
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Chunk Norris can generate a quadruple fault exception.
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Chunk Norris doesn't service the watchdog timer, the watchdog timer services Chunk Norris.
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When Chunk Norris calls setrlimit(2) it always returns with an error. No kernel can impose limits to Chunk Norris.
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Chunk Norris' threads have the CAP_GOD capability.
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Chunk Norris can ignore an NMI, an NMI never ignores Chunk Norris.
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Chunk Norris: The dot in .in-addr.arpa.
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Chunk Norris teared a pagefile.
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Chunk Norris overwrites GOT in full relro processes.
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Chunk Norris's kernel never panics.